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Hello people hows it going? Long time no see (or hear!)

Just thought I'd make a post to let you know the good news, and the bad news.

The good news is that I'm really enjoying Uni down here in (at the moment) sunny Plymouth, the course I am really enjoying, and the drinking even more! I have settled in really well into the Hall of Residence and get on really well with the flat mates and we all have a good time.

Now to the bad news...

Dad was driving my car last week and was driving up the lane and he met mum in her car coming in the other direction, cut a long story short, they crashed. It wasn's a big bump just some bent bumpers and the radiator was knocked a bit - cut another long story short, the repairs would cost more than what the car is worth - i.e. a write off. So as of today I have to leave the exclusive EDC Peogeot Owner's Club. It's sad I know but I will cope!

How is everyone else nowa-days? Would be great to hear from you again!

Ian

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The top search referrals for my site, for the month of September.

I mean, what the fuck has 'old tits' got to do with my site?!!?!

Oh, and I found Tim's site - he's linked to all of us! http://paradisa.net

Well Nobody has posed on here for bloody ages ! WTF?

So I thought I might impart some usefull infomation for those of you who are serving your time in dead end jobs waiting for UNI or just plain old working.

I have tried this at 2 places now and It seems to work quite well. I'm not sure if it will work if your only working in an office environment, and works best when half the staff are from an employment agency.

The "Workplace" Inteligence Test:

Shout Loudly: "Hey Dopey!"

See who answers or looks in your direction !!!!

Try it at your place of work. If your lucky they'll se the funny side, otherwise Run !

Well only 2 weeks 'till Uni WTF is everyone up to ?

at last i passed the fucking coures

So here we are; the final week of our course. What have we learnt?

1) How to play Quake, and get caught.
2) How to play Quake, and NOT get caught.
3) How to give Simon Farrant the scare of his life.
4) How to listen well in Computational Methods.
5) Ian is a closet football hooligan.
a) Creedy tries to be a hooligan.
b) Jamie isn't a hooligan.
c) G wants to be a hooligan.
d) Martin W is ... a hooligan.
e) And me... well...I just break things.
6) How to make John swear with a pack of paper (Martin..)
7) Marianne's squinting is lethal.
8) Steve Power gets the work done for him... by BND students.
9) Pyney's going to marry his pint...
10) ...And he won't need church bells with that hat.
11) The computers in D14 would be put to better use, if sold to a bowling alley.
12) Website Management > Website Development
13) IVA < *
14) The year below us are inferior.
15) Creedy could well work for the BBC. They're casting a new soap; Quakenders.
16) Dude!
17) Sweet!
18) Martin W walks like Pat Mustard (See Father Ted, 'Speed 3').
19) Jamie will lead a crusade to bring out Lesbianism in women...
20) ...Until he realises that it limits his options.
21) Ian will be someday arrested for chopping cows in half.
22) The IT lecturers will use 'CriteriaGridTemplate.xls' for years to come.
23) The IT lecturers will never use 'CodeAnalyser'. It puts them out of a job... when it works.
24) If we need a pipe bent, or a broken Astra engine - call Jamie.
25) Ron will cry when we leave.
26) John won't.
27) Marcus is always to be found in The White Ball.
28) The end of the world will never happen. See #58 on, 'The end of the world is nigh when...'
29) Jamie will have trouble accessing the Mk V Register, from under a sink.
30) BTEC are bastards.

I think that sums up most of it. Do add some more in the comment boxes, if ye so wish.